A little bit of humor for ya...

Various jokes

• If a man says something in a forest, and there isn't a woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?

Confucius say:

• Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time...
• Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam...
• Baseball wrong...man wth four balls cannot walk...
• Baby conceived in automatic car is shiftless bastard...
• Ok for shit to happen...will decompose...
• Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind...
• Don't drink and park...accidents cause people...
• It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it...
• Never raise hands to angry child...leaves groin exposed...
• War not determine who's right...war determines who's left...
• Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger...

Pick up lines:

• I want to melt in your mouth...not in your hand...
• Your're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear...
• Let's go to my place and do the things I am going to tell everyone we did anyway...
• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor in the morning...
• All those curves and me with no brakes...
• Fuck me if I'm wrong...but don't you want to kiss me...
• Excuse me...are you on the pill...
• WoW...are those real...
• Forget that...playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist...
• Pardon me but I was going home to masturbate and I was wondering if you would mind if I fantasize about you...
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again...

More to come...when I get around too it...

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